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When, If, and When…

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WHEN we look back at this season we will see a lot of misses; Missed passes, missed blocks, missed potential, missed opportunities.
The only thing that brings out the armchair philosophers more than the perfect season is the imperfect season. The Auburn Family started this season with a #8 ranking and plenty good will. I would have given a guess of 11 or more wins this season myself. Auburn has proven talent. Auburn has proven speed. Auburn has proven coaching. What went wrong? Well…we dont have the time to dissect all that at present. That is why God made off-seasons…lol

We do know a few things however. IF we had not had legendarily bad offensive problems this year we would not be where we are today. Does anyone think we dont have the team to have easily beaten Vandy, Arkansas, Ole Miss, and maybe even now looking back, have beaten LSU as well? Even after all that we came with an eyelash of beating Georgia, the pre-season #1 team in America. Folks, instead of 5-6 we could just as easily be looking at 8-3, 9-2, or even 10-1. Folks, we can say all that AFTER getting new Offensive and Defensive Coordinators. Most teams in the SEC would be lucky to just be competitive. We have the tools. What we dont have right now is the confidence. The breaks are beating OUR GUYS AND OUR FAMILY. We, the AU Family, do not need to add to OUR burdens. The team sweats, and works, and gives of themselves at a level most of us never ever see just come to “The Loveliest Village” and wear Orange and Blue. They need help, not abuse.

Take a look at Wes Byrum alone. “Mr. Ice-In-His-Veins,” the coolest headed freshman in America is now just above .500 as a fg kicker. The kicking game was not part of the problem the first few weeks. The defense surely wasnt either. But now the young men playing in those two areas are beaten up, injured, and to be frank, at some level demoralized and questioning themselves and their teammates by the losing.

On Offense…we are even more beaten up, injured, and demoralized. Do we need to review the mess that has transpired this season? A new OC hire that just did not workout for many reasons. What are the problems with the Offense? Well, it has underperformed for 3 seasons now. We needed a new direction for the Offense, no doubt. The staff decided and committed to a change over to the spread. How radical of a change do we need to make to get there is open to question, but that is not something we can do anything about during the firefight that is the SEC Football season. Personally, I think we see far more than just an OC hired. Maybe the new OC brings in his own staff. Either way, the conversion to the spread attack is going to take a year or so folks. Do not expect miracles in the first few games of 2009, no matter who is running the Offense.

WHEN…we turn the corner, what do we want the Auburn Football TEAM to look like? Everyone knows we wont be down very much longer. I think we turn the corner very soon. We were very close with Georgia.

But back to my question, what do we want the Auburn Team to look like? A tough as nails defense that scares everyone and is at the top of the national statistics. We get that day in and day out already. The hiring of Paul Rhoads made us even better.

We need a kicking game that is one of the best in the nation. When Byrum is on, there is no one I could name better than the kid that kicked two fgs thru the uprights while in “The Swamp” WHILE HE WAS A FRESHMAN. We are still at the top in punting as well.

What do we want on Offense? We want to look and perform like an Oklahoma Spread. Oklahoma runs one of the highest scoring, fundamentally sound offenses in the nation. They can throw it around with the best and play smashmouth too. We have won a great deal of games running a Power I and the West Coast, but most high powered teams are today running the spread and making it work. Imagine just for a second what we would have if our Offense could score 30+ on anyone with the Defense and Special Teams we have at present. We would be awesome…and that was the goal.

WHEN we turn the corner, what do we demand our PROGRAM look like? That is an easy one. The Auburn Family demands a solid program that has kids going to class, graduating, ranked at the top in APR numbers. CHECK! We would also demand a strong moral-ethical-character program for developing those young men. CHECK! We would also demand a program run as clean as any program in the country. CHECK! We would also demand a team widely respected for limited off the field issues too. CHECK!

Folks, what we have is literally what we demand. The TEAM has some major issues on Offense and Offense alone. We can fix those problems with a great OC hire and few replacements with the assistants on Offense. The PROGRAM is run as fine as we can demand.

I want to remind you folks about something. When was the last time you saw a football team other than AU run out onto the field? Werent their arms interlocked? I bet they were. Why? Because folks they are copying OUR PROGRAM, The Auburn University Football Program. Many teams across the country are utilizing the enhanced role of team chaplains. These teams are getting that from what Chette Williams is doing at Auburn. Folks, Chette is setting up similiar programs for rival teams in the Southeast. When national talking heads broach the subject of off the field problems they often site how strict Coach Tuberville deals with our young men. We have a history of ’six game suspensions’ for stuff most coaching staffs would not even care about. Some other teams in the SEC are known for winning ‘The Fulmer Cup,’ a national title for the most troubled program in the nation. The Fulmer Cup is named for a former coach here in the SEC. I dont even think we were an honorable mention for it this year or any other years since CTT arrived on the Plains. The Ice Cream Truck Runneth at some programs, but not at Auburn, not with our coach.

Look, we the AU Family have problems with one area of our TEAM. Almost every member of the national sports community thinks Coach Tuberville should be kept. Most reasonable AU fans think so too. As of my writing this, Coach Tuberville is the Dean of SEC Football Coaches. He is the longest lived head coach in the conference. We have a top program and havent had to sacrifice the integrity of the program to win. Auburn is a top program but we built our program the right way, the long way, and because we took the time to do it right we do not have a program with a ‘win-at-all-costs’ thug reputation.

I, say it is time to act like we have bit of maturity. Look folks, every program in the nation has down years. Pat Dye, Shug Jordan, Bear Bryant, Bobby Bowden, Joe Paterno, etc have all had down years. It is just part of the nature of sports. Lets enjoy the overall program and get ready to go again with the next game. We have a program that most teams schools not only want, folks, they role model ours! If nothing else let’s show the rest of nation how real fans act.

S.O.S. Stump (Thrower) on Sports

Again, is the NCAA scared?

Despite rumors to the contrary, it appears the NCAA Committee on Infractions (COI) is not afraid to enforce existing rules, regulations and by-laws against NCAA members who violate the same. In fact, the COI is in the process of toughening penalties for members committing major infractions, including a “dusting off” of the rarely utilized television ban in specific cases.

On Oct, 30, the board of directors of NCAA Division I (which includes the SEC) heard recommendations from the Division I Committee on Infractions that would toughen penalties for major violations.

The new recommendations include:
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Next caller up, David from Decatur….

Paul Finebaum, are you sober? Maybe you have been out at the bar with The Snake again huh? I mean your article has many of us very confused. I have to hand it to you, you got the tactical stuff down concerning Judge Wilson’s upcoming book. “No defense like a good offense” say many coaches. That appears to be your take too. it is summer too. Nothing like the summer heat to bring out the weird in you Paul. I mean what was the point of that article other than to get the namecalling started first. As far as I know, no one has even seen the book. Did you get a copy or a heads up? You wrote this line of untruth in the article and I must take umbrage with your recollections.

After all, I was under oath, sworn to tell the whole truth and nothing but.

Bwahahahaha!
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Farewell Lauren Burk…

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We, the Auburn Family are saddened today as we say goodbye to one so very young. Ms Burk’s loss is a loss not only to her family but also to Auburn and to the world. Whenever someone so young and so full of potential passes away it is a loss for all.

We, members of the AU Family, send our condolences to her family and friends. May Lauren rest in peace. May her loved ones be comforted knowing that she is in a better place.

Today, Monday, March 10th, there will be a Memorial Service for her at BEMC on the Auburn Campus. A group of nuts have scheduled a demonstration, for whatever lunatic rantings they have, for her memorial service. Auburn University has asked that we turn the other cheek and ignore these protests. After calmly thinking ot over, I agree. Please, to all those on campus today, make this day a loving memory OF Ms Burk, and a loving memory FOR her family and friends.

I didnt know Ms Burk, but I cant see how anyone would want the final memory of themselves here on earth to be a violent confrontation with some incredibly delusioned fools that never knew her. I ask that all our Auburn Family, as incensed as we all will be at this travesty should the Westboro Baptist Thugs show up, to do the right thing and HONOR Ms Burk’s memory and just turn away, or better yet, offer up a prayer for these poor fools that say they will protest her memorial service.

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Call it the Belief Train…By InDNo

It’s engineered by a fifth-year senior named Brandon Cox, whose skills at the helm have miraculously returned after the wreckage of home losses to South Florida and Mississippi State. It’s powered by an offensive line that features the fearless freshman trio of Lee Ziemba, Ryan Pugh and Chaz Ramsey who make possible the steady locomotion of Brad Lester, Ben Tate and Mario Fannin. Should the tracks run rough, this train can take to the air, too, with Cox enlisting the help of dependable Rod Smith and upstart Montez Billings. 

Don’t dare try to attack this train. It has three waves of salty troops to hold attackers off. Sen’Derrick Marks, Pat Sims and Josh Thompson lead the front line. Chris Evans and Craig Stevens head the forces that back them up. Should an assault come from the air, Pat Lee and Jerraud Powers lead a sticky air defense.

On both sides of the ball, this train is rollin’.

If you’re not onboard by now, check your pulse. You’re dead.

Our Auburn Tigers are back. First, they destroyed New Mexico State. Then Wes Byrum put his foot in Urban Myth’s patoot — twice. Last week, the prodigal Lester helped the Tigers shuck and jive past an outmanned Vandy squad.

On Saturday, the Tigers have a date to hunt wild hogs in the foothills of the Ozarks. Led by Darren “D-Mac” McFadden, who runs with the grace and speed of a cheetah and the determination and force of a stampeding buffalo, Arkansas is capable of derailing our resurgent Tigers. What’s more, Auburn likely will be without a lot of key personnel. Quentin Groves, Jason Bosley, Tray Blackmon, Merrill Johnson and Aairon Savage are all unlikely to play. Fortunately, we have manchildren — Antoine Carter, Michael Goggans, Josh Bynes, Bo Harris, Zac Etheridge — capable of stepping into any void.

And this is the Belief Train, fueled by a thirst for revenge — and destiny.

Last year, Arkansas came to town with our Tigers standing at 5-0 and ranked second in the nation. Both McFadden and his speedy sidekick Felix Jones rushed for more than 100 yards as Arkansas embarrassed the Tigers, 27-10, in front of the home crowd.

It’s a loss that still smarts. The Auburn offense barely gained 200 yards. The Auburn defense gave up 366. Suddenly, D-Mac and Jones joined Fred Talley in the nightmares of Auburn fans.

It was a game that both Al Borges and Will Muschamp would love to forget. It was a loss that they would also love to avenge.

Tomorrow night, they will.

Expect a defense intent on stopping the run, daring the Hogs to throw the ball. Expect an offense intent on ball control, mixing runs by Lester, Tate and Fannin with a short, accurate, clock-consuming pass attack.

Expect a machine.

Expect a Belief Train.

This year is stacking up to be the reverse of last year. Last year, our Tigers started strong and slacked off. This year, it took the engine a while to warm up, but it’s clicking on all cylinders now. This train’s screaming toward the Ozarks where wild hogs are on the track. They’ll soon be chopped pork.

‘Cause this is the Belief Train. And it’s bound for Atlanta.

War Damn Eagle!

InDNo

Insanity is…

Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result. That is a truism that works in everything in this life. To family, to business, to reationships, the truth is simply the truth.

The saying works in college sports and especially in college football. Errors can be horrifically magnified under the bright lights of a national stage. Example: Bama keeps changing coaches. The coaches only average about three years there. It takes 4-5 years for a player to mature within a system. So basically, the coaches at Bama are playing with another coach’s players and surprise surprise they lose ball games. What is bama’s answer? To keep changing coaches…In other words: Insanity! Is it any wonder why they have lost so many games since Bear passed away?

Back in 2003, some beloved, if rogue, members of the AU Family got on board a jet and the “Jetgate” fiasco was born. Bet you cant see Auburn game on a tv set without a referral to “Jetgate.” Well, that was exactly four years ago this year. Guess what? The damage that was sewn back four years ago is finally being reaped. It hasnt been pretty. AU has the smallest senior class I personally ever recall. We are lacking in leadership on both sides of the ball and the losses have resulted. Beloved AU Family members were run off or fired. Was this a good thing for them or AU? Certainly not!

Today however, if the rumors are to be believed, we may be about to have another Jetgate episode. Gee, where do we talk about the insanity of that one? Well let me try.

Remember those “beloved’ members of the AU Family, well they are almost all gone. Fired, run off etc. Auburn is the punchline to many a joke on the national scene now too. Those fools that boarded, and provided, the plane caused Auburn to have the worst recruting class since CTT came here in 1999. We are reaping all that was sewn back in 2003 as we speak today.

So, a sane man, like your humble author and AU Family member, would have to think that no one would do all that again. Not to their own beloved university, or would they? They would if they are acting insane.

Remember, insanity says you do the same thing over and over and expect different results. Well, please, someone, anyone with insider knowledge tell me what these rumors are all about? Are we going to try and do another “Jetgate” and damage the school and the football team and embarass us all? AGAIN? Do we really want to put the AU Family through that again?

I think not. We are not UAT, and we dont want to be. Acting insane runs contrary to everything that is Auburn. The Auburn Creed is our benchmark. We do not need another. We act as responsible and mature adults, not like insane, spoiled rotten little children.

So we arent having the best year…Well freakin duh! How about we as the AU Family stop this nonsense and act like reasonable, mature adults and not like a bunch of trailer park Jerry Springer watchers. Lets shut these rumors up and get back to playing football.

Why Auburn is Different: The Human Side of the AU Family

Two weeks before the Auburn Tigers kicked off the 2007 season, I was privileged to to have the chance to attend practice on the Plains. Not just observing from a hillside or from the stands in Jordan Hare Stadium, but the opportunity to walk amongst the players and coaches. The memory of one of the hottest summers on record is still fresh on all of our minds and this particular day was already well on it’s way to making Weather Channel history.

I watched in awe as our beloved Tigers filed out of the athletic complex, on to the practice field for another grueling workout in the stifling heat, preparing for the upcoming season only days away. Many stopped to sign autographs and pose for pictures with wide-eyed children. A quick observation noted that the adults in attendance, including myself, were actually the ones feeling like a kid on Christmas morning. Right in front of us were the young men that we’ve read about, talked about, built up to be larger than life and in one sense, pinned some of our hopes and dreams upon for the next few months of our lives.

A tough scrimmage was held the night before and it was evident that both players and coaches were somehow trying to muster the adrenaline to get it cranked up again. As they broke up into their respective groups, they began running drills…the same drills they had most likely run a hundred times before. Then pads started popping, coaches began barking orders and before you knew it, the field was alive with activity and these tired, beat up young men were going at it again, full speed in a virtual sauna.

I walked around to each group, watching as SenDerrick Marks, Quentin Groves, Pat Sims and the rest of the D-line slammed into a two-man sled over and over while Coach Price and Coach Dunn screamed “Constructive criticism” at the top of their lungs. I turned to see Coach Knox grab the new man on campus, Chris Slaughter, by the jersey and “gently guide” him to a spot on the field as he educated the young receiver about how wide he needed to be on that particular play. The D-line and O-line then combined for drills as Coach Nall tried in utter frustration to find someone to block true freshman, Antoine Carter off the end.
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The Great Hoovergate Whitewash?

Hoover School Board President Donna Frazier stated recently: 

“Anything that we can make public we will, but just know that if it involves good name and character (of employees) we will not,” Frazier said. “We never have and we never will, because then we find ourselves with a major lawsuit.”

And so the Hoovergate Whitewash begins…With the quote above from a recent Bham News article, the Hoovergate Whitewash was laid bare for all to see. So far three Hoover High School employees have been fired or runoff. Three careers have been damaged. Three lives destroyed or badly damaged and yet the response of the Hoover School Board is clear. COVER IT UP AT ALL COSTS! 

The new appointment of Judge Pointer as lead investigator was first seen as a very wise and, yes, deft political move. In reality, the report, that we are going to be assured of being independent, will never see the light of day in my opinion. If it does, it will be so redacted as to be illegible. How can you read anything else into Ms Frazier’s statement? Ms. Frazier is not concerned at all with the appearance of academic fraud, not even fraud that is horribly conspiratorial and damaging to the careers of her employees. She and the Hoover School Board don’t mind that the academic reputation of Hoover High is being badly tarnished for every student there. The Hoover School Board is not concerned with the students or even the parents of the students, there either. She is only concerned with one thing: COVERING IT ALL UP. Way to go Ms Frazier! Way to drop the damn ball! You just tossed decades worth of reputation building for a THREAT of a lawsuit? Pitiful leadership there Ms Frazier. 

In reality, what you are saying is that you are going to throw the three teachers and administrators under the bus because you don’t give one wit about the truth. You are not looking into the truth. You, madam, are looking for an out, nothing more. Excuse me Ms Frazier, but you need to MAN UP! to use an overworked phrase. Those three that are already damaged were/are in your charge as well. Where were you and the Hoover School Board for them? Nowhere! It appears to the most casual observer that academic fraud that damages the reputation of Hoover High, the flagship of your school board, is just fine and dandy with you. Too bad that the students, parents, teachers, and administrators can now look forward to being perpetually bullied and pushed around by the huge egos of a few corrupt individuals. It is a shame that as this news breaks nationally, the Hoover School Board will be seen as a joke, a rubber stamp, for an athletic program that is far more obsessed with hype and MTV manufactured glory than follow in the tradition of proud academic institutions of the past. 

Ms Frazier, you can cherish your part in all of this from now on too. That when it was time to stand up for academic integrity, when it was time to stand up for the truth, when it was time to stand up for the students, parents, teachers, and administrators that you have watch over, when it was time to stand up and lead by example and educate the students of Hoover High School and indeed the rest of Alabama as well about how real men and women have the spine and backbone to stand up for what was right, you ran and hid behind a weasel-ly little lawyer trick. 

The truth is Ms Frazier is that none of this is written in stone. You can be remembered as a great community leader and a hero for everyone in the state of Alabama. You can be a real life academic legend like Marva Collins, Horace Mann, etc. Or you can choose the easy way out and cower and weasel your way thru life from now on as the academic integrity of the Hoover School System was put up for sale so that a few football players could be eligible to play a few meaningless downs their freshmen year in college.  By the way Ms Frazier, if you think I am being too rough on you and the Hoover School System my attorneys are Lentz, Nelson, Whitmire, and House here in Decatur    

 

 

 

Frank Broyles is retiring and I don’t feel so good myself.

Tommy Tuberville is AWOL, Nick Saban has been accused of kidnapping Elian Gonzales by Miami journalists and Urban Meyer is suddenly the second hottest coach in Gainesville.  Again.  What in the wide, wide world of sports is going on here? 

 With Vanderbilt occupying the number one national seed in the current NCAA baseball playoffs, everyone north, south, eats and west of Nashville is conveniently ignoring them as the pre-season to college football has officially began.  How do I know it’s official?  Simple, the rumors of rival schools turning each other in for everything from illegal contact with recruits to the serving of wine and caviar on private jets on the eve of National Signing Day are rampant on internet websites and blogs.  Unless you’ve been hiding out with Tony Soprano lately, you’ve heard the whispers, the claims that everyone knows someone who knows for a fact that Georgia’s staff has been in contact with the NCAA.  Truth?  Some of these people do know people who know things.  Some of these people are idiots.  Be careful what you believe and subsequently call into Finebaum and spout as fact.  There are people on this (and other) forums that would surprise you with their contacts.  There are plenty of fact filled posts (with no link) within these pages.  There are others that don’t know anyone closer to the program of choice than a guy who mows Jeff Lebo’s dentist’s yard.  

 Breaking news:  Billy Donovan just announced that he has no announcement to make.  

 I’m looking forward to this season, if for nothing more than to see who will be the biggest SEC disappointment, team and player wise.  My money’s on Florida and Darren McFadden.  National champions rarely repeat and Heisman hopefuls don’t play in Fayetteville.  Anything less than these two achievements will be met with boos.  

 On a side note, does anyone really think Houston Nutt will be the coach at Arkansas past this season?  I am not convinced he will make it out of July, dependent on the results of a ruling in an Arkansas courtroom this afternoon.  Check the headlines in Little Rock on Tuesday.  

 Enjoy your summer, folks.  Two-a-days are just around the corner.  Get those depth charts updated! 

 

Finebaum and Imus…

Just when you think that you have seen it all, the world goes and proves you wrong. Today, April 14, 2007, Paul Finebaum chimed in on the Don Imus travesty with an article entitled Hypocrisy over Imus Sickening.

Someone, anyone, tell me what the heck that was about? Was Finebaum trying to say that Imus was irrelevant and therefore “No Harm, No Foul?” Was Finebaum Trying to say that Imus has a right to free speech, even if it was bad speech? Was Finebaum trying to say that the Rutgers basketball team didn’t win the NCAA Championship and therefore who cares? After all, winning is the only thing that matters.  Or was Finebaum really trying to say this: “Damn that Imus, he is getting his $1M worth of free publicity, but it just cost him his career.” I kind of think that since Imus and Finebaum are in the same business that Finebaum is really more concerned with the latter one. Finebaum IS Sports-Imus in Alabama. Think about that for a moment. We in America have some folks whose entire careers and industries dedicated to inflaming emotions and fomenting outrage. Talk radio is all that and more, or less depending on your point of view. 

Talk radio is a very popular form of entertainment. At its best, it should be meant to inform and educate and, lets face it, entertain too. But it does something else. Talk radio also inflames. It tears down. It disrespects. Maybe it is just a baser form of the human condition, but shouldn’t we be better than that? Shouldn’t we strive to be more? 

I think what Mr. Finebaum is so excited about it this: With Don Imus, we have finally learned that there is a limit with what you can say on talk radio. Can you imagine that! What a shock to SHOCK radio. That there is a limit to what the public is willing to have broadcast on the PUBLIC OWNED airwaves. Imagine the absolute outrage at the PFRN, Jim Rome’s studios, and The Howard Stern Show! How dare the public rein us in! 

This IS really funny. Think about it folks. The man that is Paul Finebaum finally having to realize that there is actually a limit, a boundary with human decency. That human beings DO in fact matter more than a shock jocks’ ratings. Praise God and Hallelujah! Did you ever think the day would come? 

Now, sleaze-meisters like Finebaum, Rome, and Stern have come to realize that there is actually a limit on the amount of filth, libel, and slander the American public is willing to take. I am not just talking about turning off just your own radio either. We all have done that. But, if enough of the radio consumers turn off the radio, switch the channel, or write letters to advertisers guess what? Radio personalities lose their jobs and careers! 

You know, some overblown windbags out there will say that this “will have a chilling effect on free speech in America…” Bovine Excrement! Maybe for the first time in history the talk radio schlock-meisters have finally gotten a taste of having to listen to the PUBLIC’S free speech. They will have to listen to US now.

Free speech is always the best choice, I think the true thing we are hearing from the likes of Finebaum is that now he, and talk radio as an industry, understands that free speech isn’t just for him, or them. It also includes us, the American listening public. That has to be a very scary thing for a radio show that proudly boasts as being the place where “most football coaches are fired…” Could Finebaum be the next Imus? Could he, Paul Finebaum, be the next one fired instead of a football coach? Could Finebaum the man take the grilling he dished out to Shula, Fran, Dubose, Dye, and others? 

In a recent near miracle Finebaum somehow had the good fortune to replace a show in Birmingham that was pounding him in the ratings. Imagine Finebaum’s sphincteral contractions as he reads about Imus and realizes that just after he gets the save of a lifetime in replacing a show beating him into the ground that the listening public learns that talk radio jocks like himself, some even much, much, bigger than he will ever be, can lose their careers in the blink of an eye, or the slip of the tongue. 

Now you can understand why I think he wrote that article. It has to be very sobering to understand that the rules have suddenly changed in your career of choice. It also has to be very unsettling that one slip of the tongue, one slip-up, can now cost you your livelihood. That’s right Paulie, one bad mistake on the radio is now the same as one bad call on the field to all those men you ridiculed over the years. Do you need something to help wash down that plate of crow you feel you are about to be served? 

Hey, remember above when I said that free speech was always the best thing? Maybe Finebaum and others should just embrace that and move on. Maybe it will raise the number of callers. Maybe it will raise the level of debate. Maybe it will make you a better host. Or maybe you are just afraid that real free speech will show your real abilities, or lack of them. Hhhhhhmmmm?